barrio report

hejola report for 05092006Posted on May 9, 2006 at 09:34:22 AM by cchwnn:Cchwnn: hejola report from Monterey mexico. 05062006 Once again raza como estan I am johnnie el quemon live from Monterey. Its real beautiful down here and the weather has been great. The food is great, the people are great and la onda chicana is doing great. Now lets go to our command post for todays barrio headline news: An increase of naked people in the hood. Vato gets arrested for dui. And finally, el primo henry p garica fails bar exam. One can not say que el primo henry p.Garcia never gives up. El primo graduated from law school about ten years ago and has failed the barrio bar exam at least 75 times. He has now being practices law in the hood and has joined forces con los abogados del Westinghouse barrio mall. Last year before joining this law firm he was put on probation for failing to file a particular document, and has plans to take the exam this coming august on ethics and professional responsibility. He also was placed on probation for failing to file a papers on a case que he was working on and lost the file con todo el proof que he had on this case. Pesse hejola. In other news, el vato morgan chuy Gonzales patio, was arrested on suspicion of DUI when el constable noticed que several hoses of a gas station pump sticking out of his car’s fuel door. el constable stopped him when he noticed him driving through the hood in reverse. Once he was stopped he was asked what was going on, he told el constable que the gears wouldn’t work in his old 1978 chevy. And he was going to buy some gas. And finally for some unknown reason lots of barrio members have been driving naked. La commadre maria Hernandez y su toddler were arrested for driving nude. Y just yesterday says el constable cadena, tells us que frank perez smashed into several parked cars while driving naked, and finally el primo y la prima colonga were arrested for driving around naked. Both are 72 years of age. Why this new trend, the constable is not real sure about this. But its getting to be a serious issue here in the hood. We just can have all this old folks driving around naked, or can we. Well raza there you have it for todays headline barrio news. I am johnnie el quemon from Monterey mexico, have a great tejano day.